Why do my parents yell at me for not fucking cleaning my room like I could be out doing crystal fucking meth and banging 7 people at once but all I do is run a blog, watch movies, eat food, use the bathroom and occasionally ask them to drive me somewhere I’m not that hard to care for.
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i am three years behind in my math homework
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you’re the window to my wall
you’re the sweat that drips down my balls
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if we’re dating you’re allowed to touch my butt whenever you want
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bras are so expensive like i didn’t choose the boob life the boob life chose me
(Source: u-ltravi0lets, via pizza)
